THE EMU WILL PECK

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But Illinois' finest are here to stop it:

COPS GUN DOWN EMU

That's the Rasputin of Emus there. I salute this bird.

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[ganatronic.livejournal.com]

My work has an emu. It's a frightening creature. It looks like a dinosaur, and it roars like a lion. It's fenced in around a big pond, with old farming equipment along the shore.