SINK THE BIZDEV!

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ahhhlisaaah reports that:

Vince Neil, lead singer of Motley Crue, is headlining a three-night MOTLEY CRUISE in January that will sail to the Bahamas from Florida - he'll be featured with his solo band on the ship.

Cruises, like second-rank Vegas hotels, are the natural destination of has-been entertainers. I'm not sure whether this one would be better or worse than the Styx Cruise, but it doesn't have the wonderful cultural resonance of that one anyway.