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Sep. 20th, 2006 03:45 pm
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Women wearing Converse shoes are sexy.

Women reading books are sexy. The weirder and harder the book, the hotter.

Women over 30 with beat-up cars and weird t-shirts are sexy.

Women with excessively loud laughs are sexy.

Women who skateboard are sexy.

Women who speak in declarative sentences and directly without tilting their heads to one side or trying to look up at me are very, very sexy.

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Date: 2006-09-20 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screed.livejournal.com
Amen to the last point, brother.

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Date: 2006-09-20 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiteflier98.livejournal.com
Okay, let's see... I need to laugh a little louder, learn how to skateboard and to get a pair of Converse with extra height in them... Hrm... That could be interesting. :)

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Date: 2006-09-20 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threepunchstuff.livejournal.com
WOW IM ONE MOTHERFUCKIN SEXAY WOMYN.

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Date: 2006-09-20 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
Hmm... I have many converses. I have a lot of beaten up books, but no car. I also have a lot of weird t-shirts. I have a laugh that has embarrassed other people when we're out (HAR HAR HARRRRRR), but I do not skateboard as my knees are beat-up.

Well, I declare.

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Date: 2006-09-20 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorothy-parka.livejournal.com
me too! no skateboard, no car. otherwise, one sexxxay muthafucka.

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Date: 2006-09-20 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pilarcruz.livejournal.com
What about sassy fat chix?

What are your feelings on hip-hop? If I throw in a CD on meditation for beginners, will it be useful to you?

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Date: 2006-09-21 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
I don't really have a physical type, I think.

I don't know much hip-hop, so that'd be interesting. And sure, yes!

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Date: 2006-09-20 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] handstil.livejournal.com
Change women to men OR women and I'm in full aggreement.
Cause you know... WINK WINK

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Date: 2006-09-21 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com
You have excellent taste.

hmmmph....

Date: 2006-09-21 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inobetter.livejournal.com
no comment

{note 2 self - dig out converse}

Re: hmmmph....

Date: 2006-09-21 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
always a good idea to dig out the converse. although i need arch supports for those things or my feet ESPLODE

Re: hmmmph....

Date: 2006-09-21 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, you always need a little paddin' on the bottom of some Converse.

I wear my Converse to work and everywhere else!

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Date: 2006-09-21 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcbrennan.livejournal.com
Holy crap! I am wearing converse shoes right now! And I just got out of a beat up car---while wearing a weird T-shirt! And brother, am I ever over 30.

My laugh, also loud. However, it all falls apart at the end. Haven't been on a skateboard in ten, fifteen years. And declarative sentences, well, I...

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Date: 2006-09-21 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-geek.livejournal.com
yup, i completely agree, and men too.

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Date: 2006-09-21 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] srl.livejournal.com
You're absolutely correct, sir.

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Date: 2006-09-21 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eamajyn.livejournal.com
Women who speak in declarative sentences and directly

Last time I checked, this just pissed people off.

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Date: 2006-09-21 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Heh. I like women who piss people off.

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Date: 2006-09-21 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eamajyn.livejournal.com
you mean, you don't run away afraid or attack because you feel threatened?

*blinks*

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Date: 2006-09-21 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com
See my comment, and raise you the "piss people off." MLW totally pisses people off.

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Date: 2006-09-21 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com
If we replace "Cars" with "Motorcycles," "Laughs" with "Sneezes," and "Skateboard" with "Box," then I'd better keep you 'way from My Lovely Wife.

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Date: 2006-09-21 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
Woo, I'm all but 3 of those things!

and your position on....

Date: 2006-09-21 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

Women In Body Armour???

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Date: 2006-09-21 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loose-joints.livejournal.com
Heh. I feel hot now. I need a few more years and a skateboard. The years will take care of the age and the car.

Youse the best.

from the serrach

Date: 2006-09-22 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
dude, you are creepin me out. i think you were checkin out my sister.

Re: from the serrach

Date: 2006-09-22 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Dude is your sister single? Where's she hang out?

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