Headline of the day

[substitute]

CHILDREN TOLD TO STAY OFF RADIOACTIVE BEACH

See the girl on the TV dressed in a bikini
She doesn't think so but she's dressed for the H Bomb
FOR THE H BOMB

Comments

[handstil.livejournal.com]

My friend Lance used to tell me that red tide was plutonium and that the sea was full of nuclear waste. Asshole.

But now I am really afraid.

The "Official Boobs Act"

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

I like these, probably examples of things not releasable because of the "Official Secrets Act." Mmmm, official.

Herbie Lyall, 74, who worked as an inspector at the plant for many years, cites errors, accidents and bad procedure, including claims that workers commonly disposed of radioactive material in the sea at night to avoid having it appear on official documents.

"I once saw a man taking test samples using a Wellington boot tied to a piece of string because the proper equipment had rusted," he said. "It was like a Laurel and Hardy film."

dodgeball time

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

WE JUST SENT A MESSAGE TO YOUR 1 FRIEND IN L.A. LETTING THEM KNOW YOU'RE AT RADIOACTIVE BEACH

Re: dodgeball time

[(Anonymous)]

HEY IT'S DODGEBALL DOES THIS MEAN IT'S SO I CAN AVOID YOU?

Re: dodgeball time

[substitute.livejournal.com]

ANONYMOUSLY DOESN'T REALLY HELP!!!!