Sunday Christian Tchotchke Roundup

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For miss_geek: The SOCIAL HAZARD shirt, including multiple levels of funny those people will never get:



For her kid and everyone else's, the ARMOR OF GOD PAJAMAS.

Comments

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

that's just wonderful!

but those hats look like they might be pretty tough to sleep in =/

[king-felix.livejournal.com]

Man, those kids are ready for ultra-deadly spiritual warfare.

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

That little boy has a crazy, lifeless, zombie stare.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

They needed him to stay still for the photo, but they overdid the curare dose.

[electricprune.livejournal.com]

he's just pumped up on faith... juice.

[gillen.livejournal.com]

Um... why are they holding hands?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Because they're frozen with fear looking at the man in the clown suit taking their picture.

[gillen.livejournal.com]

"Mr. Gacy? Are we going to play a game?"

[studeronomy.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be caught dead in those PJs...but I force my wife to wear them every night. Otherwise, I just can't get off.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't need to get a new "wife" each time. How much more can that damned crawlspace bulge?

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

They forgot to mention Jackie Chan. I bet that would sell a lot more PJs.

[sakkaranoush.livejournal.com]

i'm late to this party, but WOW those pajamas are tacky. i would think they'd give the kids nightmares?

[sumopanda.livejournal.com]

Oh my gawd! Oh Em Gee! OMG! Where can I get a social hazard t-shirt?! I need one so much! I don't have the dollars for it, but it's a necessity!

[sumopanda.livejournal.com]

Oh wait, you have a link! Huzzah!

[piratepirate.livejournal.com]

I wanna Armour of God g-string for my hot friend. She doesn't wear much, but she still fears the dark.

[vanmojo.livejournal.com]

You know, the funny part is that fundies probably go around with that "Social Hazard" t-shirt, not having even read Romans 12:2.

That particular passage of Romans is prety much antiethcial to everything the Fundies and their bloodless ghoul legions are about...

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

Oh yeah... there's a lot of mental renewal going on in the South OC mega-churches... no, really...

mojo sends

[breezygirl.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, that's one of the dumber Christian t-shirts I've seen (I've seen a lot). It just doesn't make sense to be proud of being a social hazard. So you don't conform to the world, do you have to be harmful? Then again, I guess that's what some of those message shirts tend to communicated anyway. Harm and/or confusion.