Craigslist personals

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They are all in one or more of the following categories:

• I want someone of a certain race; I am of a certain race.
  
  
• I wish to smoke marijuana with someone and also have sex.
  
  
• I wish to have sex with someone who is wealthy and will compensate me with an enjoyable lifestyle, or, I am that wealthy person and I am prepared to provide this.
  
  
• I am fat or I wish to have sex with someone who is fat.
  
  
• I am extremely bitter about sex and dating, and here are the many, many types of people and situations I refuse to consider. In most ways I dislike other people.There is nothing else I have to say for or about myself.
  
  
• I am a prostitute.

Comments

[detcarguy.livejournal.com]

Plus the ever popular "I am so closeted and in denial that I am in a hotel away from from home for the next 18 hours so come over now and have gay sex with me (or let me perform gay sex acts on you with no reciprocation) and then leave, so I can then fly home and deny to myself it ever happened!"

Oh yeah, I hadn't looked through those!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Gee! Now, that's romantic too!