It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, max

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Any news story involving climatic disaster and wild dog attacks is automatically a win, but when it ends in the word "doomed" you know you have a keeper.

The dingo ate my city.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

These then are the signs of the times:

'roos looking for water
packs of wild dogs
SINGLE WOMEN LEAVING THE CITY

That puts a crimp on the fearless "when the world ends I want to be fucking" attitude.