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"What about those who don't got what I got?
Are they victims of my leisure?
To fail is to be a victim..
..maybe partying will help." -- The Minutemen

I find myself reflexively annoyed at almost everything. Other people and their issues, animals staring at my food, small clonking noises in the car, the oncoming rush of death, the unavailability of proper yeast at the market. It's all one big freaking tsuris!

Trust the Jews to come up for the best word for the phenomenon.

If you need anyone slapped hard, let me know. I'm in the mood.

Organizing the boy scouts for murder is wrong!

Date: 2002-03-14 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wendigo.livejournal.com
I would suggest taking a walk down to the Marketing department and starting with the first person that look slike they need it.

My dog suggests the chicken-shaped egg timer in our kitchen.

GNAR DAD BLUCKBLUCKRRRRRRING

Date: 2002-03-15 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
I have this great mental image of dog staring at timer as if it is Alien Mind Probe for Dogs (tm). O_O hee hee hwar =D

Re: GNAR DAD BLUCKBLUCKRRRRRRING

Date: 2002-03-16 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wendigo.livejournal.com
Strangely, he now seems to be quite amiable to the chicken timer (http://vorpal.jabberwock.org/~wendigo/photo/200203_ellis_week_2/friend_to_all_egg_timers.jpg). Which concerns us, as we fear he is now under the diabolical mind control (http://vorpal.jabberwock.org/~wendigo/photo/200203_ellis_week_2/under_egg_timers_spell.jpg) of the timer.

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