The Father, the Son, and the Stairmaster

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It seems redundant to point out just how fucked-up this is, in every way, but I'd be happy to do so if anyone wants a few paragraphs of enraged deconstruction. Taken today on Newport Boulevard in Costa Mesa, CA.

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[natdragon.livejournal.com]

Hell yes. I totally went to "The Lord's Gym" back up in Granite Bay like 5 years ago. Not because I love Jesus, but because his gym will let you get totally buff for a mere 10 bucks every six months! Just remember the Lord's 11th commandment: Thou Shalt Not Wear Spandex. There were a buncha other ones too, each more hilarious than the last. And their logo was a body-building Jesus weight-lifting the cross. I loved pulling up in their parking lot with a darwin fish on my car. Eventually I was afraid of getting shot by the extremely angry and god loving teens who frequented the place so I stopped going. Plus their equipment was kinda shoddy. Oh those were the days.