Yikes

[substitute]

I'm at a Starbucks!

Comments

[thesadtomato.livejournal.com]

Remain calm, Agent Ignatz. First, locate all the exits. Now, carefully turn around, slowly backing toward the clearest exit. You have to create a diversion. Pick up the nearest latte and slosh it onto the head of any hipster, suburbanite, teenager or soccer mom, screaming "J'accuse!" Now, run out.

[fg.livejournal.com]

hahaha.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

And so was born the Legend of Jock Hughes.

[skepticle.livejournal.com]

so ghey right there.
I'm in Canadia.
Send help.

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

what's the density of those things in your neck of the forest? us, we got two in the basement.

coffee: the new gasoline

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It's nothing like the Northwest yet, but there's one at each end of that street, with a Peet's, two Diedrich, an independent, and a no-name franchisee doing the same thing between them.

Re: coffee: the new gasoline

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Haha! greater Portland area: 6000 coffee shops, 3000 of which are Starbucks.

[demedulce.livejournal.com]

Since you're there, get a green tea frappucino.

(I'm way past being ashamed.)

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

green tea frappucino

I hope you just made that up.

[mendel.livejournal.com]

No! Tasty.

[oohahh.livejournal.com]

Nutrition info for a Grande of that with whipped cream (http://www.starbucks.com/retail/nutrition_beverage_detail.asp?selProducts=185&x=31&y=7&strAction=GETDEFAULT). (You may have to check "Whipped cream" and click "recalculate)

Highlights:
calories: 550
sugar: 76 g
sodium: 320 mg
carbs: 88 g

[nyxie.livejournal.com]

Hey, tastey != good for you, ya know.

Mmmmm, delicious death beverage.

[oohahh.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is that this is an improvement over last year's nutritional counts for the drink - I think it was around 1000 calories back in the belweather days of 2005!

[mendel.livejournal.com]

Mmm, sugar. Whipped cream on iced beverages is wrong in any case, not that that helps much. But yeah, it's a dessert. It's a good one!

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

i was at a starbucks earlier.

i am now seeking therapy.

i wish you luck.

[twatgrrl.livejournal.com]

Why?

Aside from the fact that they have awesome passion tea.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

That one's open until 1:30 a.m. and I can sit outside and look at the passing world. And I don't always have the... fortitude for Cafe Ruba.

[twatgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Ruba is... well it's something.
I don't enjoy it much myself.
I think it is because I don't enjoy hookah smoke and having everyone turn and stare at me when I walk into a place.

[ahhhlisaaah.livejournal.com]

HAVE YOU NO SHAME!

...it's okay, it's okay...he can be deprogrammed...

[changeng.livejournal.com]

is it one of those Starbucks in a Walmart? Next to the McDonalds?

Gee, that would be keen.

[nebris.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

~M~

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for the Ford Explorer Starbucks Edition that has an actual entire Starbucks inside the SUV.

[changeng.livejournal.com]

I think the Eddie Bauer 2007 comes with the Starbucks.

You can order it at Walmart - maybe that's where I got confused.

I'm gonna give you a million dollar idea;

Go to the maker of Tonka toy trucks. Tell them you want to license the Tonka name to Ford. Find a way to make them trust you enough to ingrain yourself into the paperwork.

Now approach Ford Motors with the concept of releasing a Tonka line of 4X4's. What red-blooded O.C. suburban male WOULDN'T want a big-ass truck with the name "Tonka" emblazoned on the side?!?


no thanks necessary -just remember me at christmas time.

You are four years out of date

[substitute.livejournal.com]

http://www.pickuptruck.com/html/autoshows/naias2002/ford/tonka.html

Re: You are four years out of date

[changeng.livejournal.com]

oh.

i guess you wouldn't wanna hear my idea about a portable phone you can take around with you then.

Re: You are four years out of date

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

A portable what? You're on drugs aren't you?

[nebris.livejournal.com]

Quickly head for the nearest Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. ;)

~M~

[substitute.livejournal.com]

...because a different homogeneous chain will be so much better!

[nebris.livejournal.com]

Precisely!

~M~

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Are you sure YOU haven't been replaced by Folger's Crystals?

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

Fuckin' starbucks!