GOATEIN part 2

[substitute]

Yep. Goatein™.

"A unique blend of goat’s milk protein made with goat’s milk colostrum."

"Predigested" gives me the mental image of the mother goat flying back to the nest, where she perches on the edge, opens her beak, and regurgitates into the baby goats' welcoming mouths. Sorry for the wide distribution.

I guess it's just a protein that some health food people like, but not from cows.

Comments

[eris-devotee.livejournal.com]

It makes me shudder. Violently.

[ahhhlisaaah.livejournal.com]

Strange but True: 1) A former college instructor of mine gave her husband human breastmilk as an ingredient in homemade milkshakes to help boost his immune system while he underwent chemo...2)Humans are the only species that consume milk from another species (cow, goat)which has lead many to be lactose-intolerant because we weren't meant to do this...3)Some women think their human breastmilk isn't rich enough for a baby's needs because it doesn't look like cow's milk...DUH. We are not bovine...4 Human colostrum-transfer from mother to child contains passive immunities from the mother that protect the infant from various viruses and bacteria that make humans sick...soooooo, unless you are part-goat, I am not sure how much goat colostrum could REALLY benefit someone

[substitute.livejournal.com]

ONLY THIS MAGIC SUBSTANCE WILL SAVE US FROM THE GOAT FLU

[baconmeteor.livejournal.com]

Maybe it will cure this painful rash I got from goat perineum? Oh God it burns

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

They could probably market it more effectively on a pole.

[maddox-84.livejournal.com]

I would have preferred my old roommate ate this instead of the real thing. Somehow I think Goatein probably smells better.

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Man could my tein ever use some goat in it.

Seriously grossed out by the predigested thing. Is there something I'm not getting here? Organic isn't pure enough? It has to actually go through a goat twice for people to even consider it? I am so behind.

[jessef.livejournal.com]

I think I bought Goatein during my 2003 hysterical nutraceutical phase. If not, I certainly bought and used bovine colostrum.