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The gardener

Here is the gardener for my neighbors. She is in her late fifties or early sixties. She does their whole yard, lawn and plants, with one helper, once a week. Her pickup truck is stickered with patriotism. She clearly has arthritis or knee injuries and walks with a kind of swiveling cowboy swagger that says: I am in pain and I don't give a damn. She chain smokes. While she is working she does not stop except to take stock of progress or give instruction to her assistant. She's so focused that it takes two or three attempts to contact her before she'll break away from work.

She is a force of nature.

The gardener

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Date: 2006-05-30 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wholesomedick.livejournal.com
I thought it was a man with abnormally large boobs for a second.

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Date: 2006-05-30 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Her upper arm strength is clearly out on the edge of the bell curve.

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Date: 2006-05-30 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salome-st-john.livejournal.com
And her forearms. And her hand size.

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Date: 2006-05-30 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp0rk0.livejournal.com
And her JAW. I mean, damn.

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Date: 2006-05-30 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp0rk0.livejournal.com
For a minute, I thought it might be Nick Nolte, but then I noticed her boobs.

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Date: 2006-05-30 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salome-st-john.livejournal.com
That is exactly what I thought.

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Date: 2006-05-30 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] namja.livejournal.com
Whoa, she is made of leather.

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Date: 2006-05-30 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] handstil.livejournal.com
this lady could clearly kick our collective asses. rock.

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Date: 2006-05-30 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klikitak.livejournal.com
ok where on Gods earth have you been? I have been at D's every day for the last week and no...you!

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Date: 2006-05-31 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
That place increasingly depresses me. I have been there a few times, just not nearly as often.

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Date: 2006-05-31 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autodidactic.livejournal.com
Strong old ladies kick ass.

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Date: 2006-05-31 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightynight.livejournal.com
Super interesting! I wonder what her whole story is!

Her skin totally looks like leather.

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Date: 2006-05-31 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com
If she and Evil Old Bob were to mate, their offspring would be the toughest motherfuckers who ever lived.

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Date: 2006-05-31 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] screed.livejournal.com
Harry Crews' mother.

Definately someone you want ON your team

Date: 2006-05-31 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biamethyst.livejournal.com
on "Survivor"....won't be a whinner about lack of anything but will do something about it.

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