I keep wanting to pick out my favorite bits and then I keep finding more that are my new favorite bits. Although, "Only felons may kill the oafish audience members" and "Darnelle, did you have a burrito for lunch?" are current standouts.
In 1 they did not tell us what type of mute we were using. Are we supposed to use a straight mute, cup mute, wow wow mute, bucket mute or a felt bag! It would change the whole feel of the piece depending which we use! How am I supposed to play my trumpet if I don't know what they want.
Also where is the cow bell? I think the penguins might have taken it.
Basically I just put the first two measures of this into finale... which wouldn't do this justice at all (especially since I don't know how to do instrumentation and scoring (That's what you get for being a vocalist) but it sounds like something that five 4 year olds would play on a piano... Except that the music was written down..
It's not even musically possible. You would have to find a way to put 4 half notes that don't overlap into one 4/4 measure, and you'd need to find a way to play them in that bar, but back in the last system and also in the next one.
"Use the cat handle"
Date: 2006-05-21 03:25 pm (UTC)1234!
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Date: 2006-05-21 06:18 pm (UTC)"gong duet"
Date: 2006-05-21 07:53 pm (UTC)et cum aperuisset sigillum septimum factum est silentium in caelo quasi media hora
Date: 2006-05-22 03:55 am (UTC)TRIBULATION
CHART!!!!
It's not that performing this would bring on the Apocalypse! IT IS THE APOCALYPSE!!!
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Date: 2006-05-22 04:42 am (UTC)"Release the penguins."
Date: 2006-05-22 11:05 am (UTC)This is awesome.
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Date: 2006-09-06 10:01 am (UTC)Also where is the cow bell? I think the penguins might have taken it.
wow
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Date: 2006-10-17 05:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-18 03:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-27 01:38 pm (UTC)Re: "Release the penguins."
Date: 2006-10-30 05:25 am (UTC)And "Like (or as) the Rolling Stones"
"OK, who ate the resin?"
LMFAO!!
Re: "Release the penguins."
Date: 2006-10-30 02:42 pm (UTC)Thanks for reminding me of this post.
*goes to favorite it*
Re: "Release the penguins."
Date: 2006-10-30 05:05 pm (UTC)If arm falls off, reattach and play much slower.
Date: 2006-12-09 05:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-12 04:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-21 07:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-26 02:46 am (UTC)Release the penguins! :)
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Date: 2006-12-27 06:27 am (UTC)Hahaha!
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Date: 2007-01-02 06:18 pm (UTC)i'd kill myself before reading this
which is why im quitting band.
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--Emily
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Date: 2007-01-04 12:32 am (UTC)sleep for two bars?!?!
HAAAHAA
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Date: 2007-01-04 12:34 am (UTC)i mean, whaaaat!?
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Date: 2007-01-10 02:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-07 11:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-03-08 09:04 pm (UTC)