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I was at Café Ruba tonight looking at the freaks. They have VH1 Classic on a big screen TV in there, and said network was playing old metal videos. I don't think I'd ever seen Dio's "The Last In Line" video and it was spectacularly bad.

I think the "worst video", "worst hair in a hair metal band", and "stupidest song" awards have to go to Boyz Are Gonna Rock by the Vinnie Vincent Invasion. Also Worst Makeup. Also Lamest Attempt To Be Badass.

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[natdragon.livejournal.com]

Wow I totally go there all the time to observe/mock the emo kids. That and to feel all hardcore because I am drinking coffee and playing chess. Those VH1 videos are AWESOME because lame is cool nowadays. Laaame is cooool.