QOTD, via switchstatement

[substitute]

"I do meme poisoning professionally."

We have questions, here.

1. What's that kind of work pay at the entry level? Are paid internships available for students?
   
   
2. What training is necessary? Is there a formal certification process, or do meme poisoners learn ad hoc or on an apprenticeship basis?
   
   
3. Does meme poisoning require special equipment? If so, how much does it cost and can it be provided by my employer or professional group?
   
   
4. Is this profession regulated? Does a prospective meme poisoner need to obtain local or national accreditation or approval in his or her area of practice?
   
   
5. What advice would you give a young person intent on a career as a meme poisoner?

Comments

[caladri.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I'd half-believe that weev, hepkitten and hepkitten are professional meme-poisoners. Some day, in person, we should talk about my past with memes :)

[jenlight.livejournal.com]

Is that hepkitten + hepkitten or hepkitten^2?

[caladri.livejournal.com]

One of those heps was meant to be girlvinyl, but I'll take 2hep.

[hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com]

I think I might approach this guy. I have some memes that I think could really use a good poisoning.

[cataptromancer.livejournal.com]

The quiz that's supposed to tell me what kind of flower I am is puking and turning green. And I've taken away the antidote.

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

This used to be called "shitting where you eat," and it's generally an unfunded mandate.