Candy Company Gives Us The Shocker

[substitute]

Follow the Finger! On second thoughts, actually, don't, as Consumerist says.

One day at Butterfinger Central, someone said: "Hey! I've got it! We'll launch a website, toll-free number, and advertising campaign linking our candy with sticking your finger up someone's ass! How can this beautiful plan fail?"

Comments

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Someone just got a raise, a promotion, and a pink slip in the space of a week.

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

I don't know what it is about that Comsumerist link, but clicking on it immediately makes my Firefox play "hide and go fuck yourself". Weird.

[switchstatement.livejournal.com]

goddamn flash sucks so hard

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

the finger loves to have a good time.

PSA or TMI

[(Anonymous)]

I've been seeing Giant Posters of the finger on Bus Shelters all about town, and kept thinking its another attempt to raise awareness of some sort of rectal exam...

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

I just saw one of those on a phone booth last night. Thanks for helping me not look that up.