UPDATE

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I am @D's, having just made an audio CD for Michelle so that she can enjoy the Black Velvet Flag album and some unexpected covers, including Billy Preston's version of Girls On Film.

Crazy Visor Guy is loudly conversing with all females, including nonhuman ones.

There is no cat on me.

Comments

[hersheyjumper.livejournal.com]

Do you need there to be a cat on you?
If so, I volunteer to bring mine down.
But you must then keep it FOREVER.