Or maybe he's been dead since 1981

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Never get so fat that you're stuck with only one facial expression. stimps and I had a conversation about that problem, and in particular this well-known chef who has got stuck with what he thinks is a smile, but she felt looked more like he is passing Herve Villechaize. In any case, over about 400 lbs. you only get the one expression.

I wish I could find the pic of him garlanded with sausages. The cover of "Louisiana Kitchen" is bad enough, it looks like an explosion in a very greasy deli.

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[jwz.livejournal.com]

I've seen pictures of that guy before, and I still find it impossible to accept that he and Dom DeLuise are not the same person.

[tony-laetrile.livejournal.com]

This would imply that Dom DeLuise has the same sick sense of humor and incredible patience as Andy Kaufmann, to create an alter ego and stick to it so tongue-in-cheek.

[tony-laetrile.livejournal.com]

Maybe he looks this way because, as a fattie, he is conditioned to eat. Instinctive response to any sort of excitement: Open mouth.

Maybe he is trying to supplement his oxygen intake.

Brrrr...

[stimps.livejournal.com]

That sausage photo was so scary. He looked like he was looped with his own spicy cajun intestines. O_o