we're chained

[substitute]

1. Joey Buttafuoco says "It's time to put it all behind us" and let the healing begin. Appropriately, enough, on a reality show. I hope they wheel in Mary Jo with a .45 so my healing can begin, too!
   
   
2. I thought "MetalStorm" was a bad 1970s sf movie, but it's actually a gun that fires 240,000 rounds per minute.
   
   
3. The Beast is Back! With their required-reading loathsome people of 2005 list.

More later. I'm out of time. Phrenology calls.

Comments

[wholesomedick.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'm still wondering what practical application "MetalStorm" would have. Maybe the plan is to "just keep firing until Osama Bin Laden is dead."

[substitute.livejournal.com]

America's deer hunters are outgunned.

[compilerbitch.livejournal.com]

I shall have to invest in one for home defence!