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1. It isn't just dumbass bro dudes in big trucks who have dicksize wars. Tiny, tiny worms do it too. More interestingly, too.
   
   
2. I hit my head in the shower this afternoon. Just enough to make me swear and to give me a tiny bump and a sproinked neck muscle. Hm, I wonder if Brain Lady will notice if the bump is gone by Monday? She's gonna be mad if I tell her.
   
   
3. Toyota is puttin' the Camry in the NASCAR Nextel Cup. Okay, they already had the Tundra in Craftsman Series, but this is the CUP. With Camrys! Yee.. haw?

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[screed.livejournal.com]

Brain Chacon noticed.

Re: #1...

[hersheyjumper.livejournal.com]

That has got to be the funniest true thing I have EVER heard.