We'll always have Perris (slight return)

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1. Always at the frontier of Green Eggs and Ham research, the Taiwanese have made important steps toward the production of Green Ham. Thanks, mrhinelander!
   
   
2. No, your fetus doesn't mean you can drive in the carpool lane, twit!
   
   
3. Dear LJ: this is a bad idea. Hugs, me.
   
   
4. URSI found the secret Vatican archives! Neat stuff.
   
   
5. Hey look, here's a blog consultant. DYAAAAH
   
   
6. Also from AdJab, can any of you explain any of this? Something about a lifestyle website, and a blogger who was hired to make it more bloggy and cool, and he's leaving, and doesn't want his bloggy cool tainted for "selling out", and. I need an aspirin.
   
   
7. No matter how much you love her, DO NOT KISS YOUR CHICKEN.
   
   
8. Okay everyone, it's time for TONIGHT WITH THE BRADMAN! (Google video)
   
   
9. This wonderful Australian online exhibit of artists' books reminded me of Renée and Judd Hubert's work at the UCI Library. godforesaken, if you have an email for Judd you should send it to him! Via Bibliodyssey page that has some greatest hits.
   
   
10. Someday I'll meet her, someday I'll court her, someday she'll wear my ring.
    
    
11. Augh, again with the Indigo Kids (ny times).

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Lousy PIGS

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

Nerts, I misunderstood that fluorescent pigs article. I thought the pigs were in fact weakly luminescent (glow in the dark) and highly fluorescent (glow under black light), which would have made them EXACTLY LIKE THOSE WHAMMO FRISBEES AND YOYOS, you see. One reason I thought this is that the pigs when viewed in white light are exactly that color, Whammo Moonlighter Frisbee Brand Flying Disc only-a-tiny-bit-green.

So the pigs are NOT glow-in-the-dark. The pigs are merely a fluorescent greenish-white with green snout-tips and allegedly green organs. Because their DNA was intermingled with jellyfish DNA, by scientists from National Taiwan University's Department of Animal Science and Technology.

(Moving Day tip: boxes are bulky, even when folded. If you leave them behind, you'll have room for more whiskey.)