Slumming for dollars

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ENTIRE LITERARY ESTABLISHMENT TAKEN IN BY SOCK PUPPET

I've seen people beg for money, lie, and make outrageous claims of things like HIV infection before and get away with it. On internet forums. And not for very long.

Apparently you can take this act big-time if you're a couple of aging hipsters who want to get into the "music world" and meet famous people.

These people should be given scrofula and then sent to live in Pahrump, NV in a trailer for life.

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[dorothy-parka.livejournal.com]

every time some therapist says "you're being resistant to treatment!" you would kill them. secretly. and make it look like natural causes. then you can go on Oprah and be contrite and say you're a Criminal with a capital C. the ladies love criminals. it would be huge. you gotta do this, if not for you, then for eyeteeth who stands to profit from her internet affiliation with you. and me, because i really really need to see that rat love story on the best-seller list.

didn't you kill a man in vegas once?