PIE IS GONE; I HAD NONE

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Dispirited Loner You scored 20 Socially Involved, 51 Alienated, 27 Contented and 28 Optimistic

Alienated, badly discontented, and mostly hopeless that things will improve. You're a lonely one. My advice is to take note of your alienation score; it's higher than it could be. Alienation is a psychological state in which you have trouble relating to and appreciating your world. Working to transform the mind -- and/or meeting someone who understands you and shows you love -- can relieve you of a lot of alienation, thereby reducing your feelings of loneliness and raising your general level of contentment. Once this takes place, you may also find yourself more sociable, perhaps because you have less to lose by being social, since you're comfortable in the world without an additional friend. Consider reading Hermann Hesse's book, Steppenwolf.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 75% on Social Level You scored higher than 25% on Alienation You scored higher than 25% on Contentment You scored higher than 50% on Optimism

Link: The Existential Loneliness Test written by DarkenedOaks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Comments

Finally a quiz for me!

[odradak.livejournal.com]

23 Socially Involved, 58 Alienated, 15 Contented and 29 Optimistic!
YEAH!

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

You scored higher than 99% on Social Level
You scored higher than 0% on Alienation
You scored higher than 99% on Contentment
You scored higher than 99% on Optimism

However, the text describes my contentment as "moderate" and reassures me that things will get better. So I'm a little concerned that there might be some bug in the gears here. :D

Also, I found that for nearly half the questions there were no answers that were even reasonably close to my real state of mind, so I think I have to throw my results out.

[switchstatement.livejournal.com]

You scored 9 Socially Involved, 68 Alienated, 15 Contented and 22 Optimistic

i got higher than 96% on alienation! SCORE! a lot of questions had no applicable answer for me, either.

"how often do you have sex?"

[] often.
[] seldom because it's no fun.
[] i'm voluntarily celebate.

uh, where's the, "no one loves or will touch me," option?