I AM A RIVER OF PHLEGM

[substitute]

I shouldn't complain because I'm already mostly over the damned thing after 24 hours and it's not the Flu-Bola™ that everyone else got, but rhinoviruses are overrrated. No sir, I don't like it. Snurfle.

COMFORT ME DAMNIT

Actually a pot of green jasmine tea and a largish glass of Barenjager have done a lot to make life bearable.

Comments

[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

I am glad you are feeling better and I apologize for before.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

ohhhh barenjager! SHARE!

THOU ART HEALED !

[changeng.livejournal.com]

Go and cough no more!

[freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com]

Eh, I feel for you. Viruses are Number Zero in my book.

[lele.livejournal.com]

sleep for 24 more hours straight and it will go away... if it's the same thing i just had.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

I kept telling Ryan that if I could make an exception to my drug and alcohol free lifestyle for just one day I just know i could make it all better with a tumbler of whiskey.

[piratepirate.livejournal.com]

"I was closer to that goat than I was to your own mother! They charged it with conduct unbecoming a farm animal-- blasphemy, that is! They would've commuted its sentence if it could've sung the first five stanzas of 'Tarim is My Shepherd, I Will Not Bleat'."

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Glad it's nearly out of your system.

Clipper green tea w/ lemon has been good to me the past few days. Still got more sweating to do, tho'. CRONK BLONK TRACHEA.

[rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com]

COMFORT HUGZ RUBZ!

i kick everything's ass with airbourne. seems to do it.

[stimps.livejournal.com]

SPRINKLING GINGER/NUTS+MAY/ORANGES BORANGES/70 LB DOGS/TOMATOES/TEA/CHEROOTS YOUR WAY, SIR