Today's phrase is "zero hour model mugging"

[substitute]

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[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

That picture made me think of this video...

This thing rocks

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

At the graduation [of his early class teaching women to attack the attacker], Matt was knocked unconscious. This demonstrated two points, the techniques worked and he needed better body armor. Through the years of teaching this revolutionary program he was injured over forty times and knocked out twenty-two times. Matt developed a protective suit that is now referred to as the "padded assailant."