At this very moment I'm rolling around on my floor in my best rubber trousers covered in angel food cake wiping the icing off with a framed photo of you. The candles singed half my chest hair.
Happy Birthday! (I'll spare you the "you're getting better not older" and "men just become more distinguished with age" cliche crap although I am tempted)
1. Snarky remark involving the unmercifully hasty onslaught of time
2. Genuine, heartfelt wish for you to have a happy birthday and a happy year
3. Vague but sinister threat to enforce #2 by any means necessary, including unleashing mercenary band of armed Mexican wrestlers, rabid vigilante mob of "joy Muppets" and undead army of failed Presidential candidates led by surprisingly mirthful Alf Landon and his wily Capo Pat Paulsen.
4. Reconsidering #3, possibly should have left it at #2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONRAD!
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Date: 2005-12-15 08:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 08:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 08:17 am (UTC)okay, i lied..
Date: 2005-12-15 08:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 08:32 am (UTC)ps - panda
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Date: 2005-12-15 09:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 09:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 07:01 pm (UTC)2. why does the lady in your icon have a helicopter head?
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Date: 2005-12-16 02:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 01:02 pm (UTC)LOLERZ ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAVE A ROFL DAY!
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Date: 2005-12-15 01:10 pm (UTC)Happy birthday.
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Date: 2005-12-15 01:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 07:02 pm (UTC)HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Date: 2005-12-15 02:36 pm (UTC)Charles' first birthday is in eight days. It is obvious to all with eyes to see that:
Conrad, Charlie the Caterpillar, and Charles 3d are now meshed by unknowable bonds, the three-lobed eye to which near is far and far is near.
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Date: 2005-12-15 03:21 pm (UTC)Happy Birfday!
Date: 2005-12-15 03:36 pm (UTC)I agree with
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Date: 2005-12-15 03:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 03:45 pm (UTC)C'mon
Date: 2005-12-15 04:44 pm (UTC)Crap, and now I have to go distract myself before I do something about this silly CGI project I feel coming on.
Happy Birthday
Date: 2005-12-15 04:07 pm (UTC)mojo sends
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Date: 2005-12-15 04:16 pm (UTC)so Huzzah! Or something!!
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Date: 2005-12-15 04:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 04:40 pm (UTC)im glad u were br0n lol
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Date: 2005-12-15 04:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 04:52 pm (UTC)re: soy copycat!
Date: 2005-12-15 04:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 05:37 pm (UTC)Is the vampire surfing on concrete?
L.
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Date: 2005-12-15 06:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 06:35 pm (UTC)oh yeah, happy birthday and such.
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Date: 2005-12-15 07:28 pm (UTC)thanks :)
Getting yuck all over the keyboard.
Date: 2005-12-15 07:10 pm (UTC)Re: Getting yuck all over the keyboard.
Date: 2005-12-15 07:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 07:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 08:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 09:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 09:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 09:09 pm (UTC)For those about to age, we salute you...
Date: 2005-12-15 09:35 pm (UTC)2. Genuine, heartfelt wish for you to have a happy birthday and a happy year
3. Vague but sinister threat to enforce #2 by any means necessary, including unleashing mercenary band of armed Mexican wrestlers, rabid vigilante mob of "joy Muppets" and undead army of failed Presidential candidates led by surprisingly mirthful Alf Landon and his wily Capo Pat Paulsen.
4. Reconsidering #3, possibly should have left it at #2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONRAD!
Re: For those about to age, we salute you...
Date: 2005-12-16 08:39 am (UTC)thanks :)
your birthday
Date: 2005-12-15 10:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 10:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-15 10:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-16 12:05 am (UTC)Happy Day!
Date: 2005-12-16 01:35 am (UTC)I forgot about that whole logging in business.
Date: 2005-12-16 05:05 am (UTC)Re: I forgot about that whole logging in business.
Date: 2005-12-16 08:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-16 08:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-16 08:38 am (UTC)