Ahem

[substitute]

Punk Rock Nick's new girlfriend is a 1,000,000,000,000,000 gazigawatt sex kitten.

That is all.

Comments

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

is punk rock nick the little hottie kid with tattoos and spiked blonde hair?

i had a crush on him when he was 14 and had a mohawk. it's okay, i was only 16 at the time.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

That would be him. He's in a band called the Matachine which is pretty good. Nice guy.

His new gal pal is this tiny, energetic fireball who blasts sexual energy all over the place. It gives me the weak knees, it does.

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

yeah, i saw his band play not too long ago at a party actually, they were good times.

it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that he has a little sexpot girlfriend.

[trinx.livejournal.com]

too bad she's psycho. and rude.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she's obviously a taco short of the full combo plate. There's a big difference between "Yow! I'd like me some of THAT!" and "Yeah, I could imagine spending the weekend painting the house with her and not going insane."