Okay, this one has potential.

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Ganked from vanmojo, the first "LJ tagmeme" thing I've seen in ages that looks fun:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

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1992

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There was that time we were totally wasted and got locked out of the apartment, and you went to the truck -- I thought you were going to get your cell phone, but you returned with an big old axe. I remember your strangely purposeful bloodshot eyes, but for some reason I wasn't afraid. And then you started swinging. Before I could say a word, you'd gouged a fist-sized hole in of the door. And managed to dent the frame a couple of times too; you weren't so accurate.

I still see those marks on the door, every day when I come home. God, I'm sick of them.