Okay, this one has potential.

[substitute]

Ganked from vanmojo, the first "LJ tagmeme" thing I've seen in ages that looks fun:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

remember that summer we spent working at the circus as trapeze artists??? it took you so long to convince me to do it that we were almost too late signing up, but we just made the deadline. and with those outfits i designed for us, they couldn't refuse. man, you sure could walk a tightrope! i can't even count the nights we spent up with you trying to convince me that i wouldn't just fall and break my neck... you did catch me every single time though.

i can't believe we didn't take them up on their offer to work full time & travel with them...

dude, we could've been clowns!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

We are clowns, though. We just aren't properly compensated for it!

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

exactly! we could be rich and famous!
we sure did screw that one up.