New genre: LARPMetal

[substitute]

Remember the link I posted yesterday to the fursuit people "dancing" kind of listlessly to endless EuroOperaticSynthMetal? A guy from that band made the greatest rock video ever made in the history of rock videos that have been made. Ladies and gentlemen, I preset Luca Turilli's "Ancient Forest of Elves".

This is the dorkiest fucking thing I've ever seen. And I know my dorks.

Comments

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

I almost quit watching at 2 minutes 57 seconds and OH GOD am I glad I persevered.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

You could of missed the monologue from the guy in the hood!

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

More importantly I would have missed the super rad special effects at the end with the awesome sword and laser fireball to the moon!!!!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Which rivals Mike Patton's mid-"Just A Man" monologue for sheer "are you fucking kidding!"-ness!

But for Mike, we know the answer.

This is a truly glorious thing you have shewn us this day.

[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

Damnit, I just gave up about halfway through and now I have to go back and watch it AGAIN.

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

Can you ever get enough hard rocking violins, though? I mean, seriously. And the flutes!

It'll be worth it. Trust me.

[gutbloom.livejournal.com]

I too abandoned the Ancient Forest of Elves prematurely. Thanks to your sage counsel I made a sacred oath to return to the barren lands of Google Video and complete my quest... to view with my eyes the Holy Grail of Dorkdum. Just as you prophesied, I was beset by auditory monsters and all kinds of musical foul beasts, yet I laboured on. At last, after many guitars and violins, I came to the man in the black hood and watched the supernova of special effects. Thank ye for thou oracle. I am a richer man for it.