send me money and a pretty girl

[substitute]

Would prefer small denomination Euros and a charming, talented ingenue with a beautiful singing voice. Thanks in advance.

Comments

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Eazy E just dropped his 40 in heaven.

[gcrumb.livejournal.com]

You don't want the ingenue. What you want is one who knows how to convincingly play the ingenue on demand. Trust me on this one.