dept of black humor and perspective

[substitute]

IT COULD SERIOUSLY BE WORSE (AP story, headline du jour)

Comments

Doh!

[vanmojo.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be uncharitable or insensitive, I'm just sayin' a brother needs to learn how to duck...

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Hit me in the head ONCE with a train, shame on YOU.
Hit me in the head TWICE with a train, shame on ME.

[ranai.livejournal.com]

Alternately, he could have pissed the bed then set fire to his apartment.

[hweimei.livejournal.com]

Funny...that one was neck and neck with the two-train tard for Aardvark Headline of the Day.

(That'd be me being uncharitable and insensitive, by the way.)

[ranai.livejournal.com]

I want to work for AP, writing their headlines. Clearly you have days where they just write themselves.

[gutbloom.livejournal.com]

I hear his mother saying a deadpan "Parker got hit by another train today."