This is not your pedophile tourism country, sir.

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Oh, Gary..

Bonus points for: "One of my colleagues recognized him immediately", "Nguyen Van Phuc".

Max sentence is 5 years there, but I imagine the Vietnamese prison <-> Western Nation prison correspondence is like dog years.

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There is also the possibility of him being deported to the UK, where he would face an even longer sentence for neglecting to sign the sex offenders' register. Oops!

Wasn't he living in Cuba for a while (and even released a record recorded there, which the murdochs here urged readers to not buy), before El Fidelissimo decided that the negative publicity and/or molested children outweighed the hard currency benefits? Perhaps, if he gets out of this one, he should next try living in the tribal frontiers of Pakistan, next door to Mr. Bin Laden?