I AM INDEPENDENT, HYGENIC

[substitute]

Apparently the new euphemism for "super extra old" in personals is "mellowed".

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/112416522.html

Screenshot below the cut for if'n it's pulled.

Comments

[douglain.livejournal.com]

36 isn't super extra old.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

True, but she thinks it is, or she wouldn't be using euphemisms!

ATTENTION

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

If you go to SweetMatureLove dot com out of curiosity or morbid fascination, please be prepared. I was not, and there are body parts on display I was not ready for.

But wow, what an array of "Looking For" options!

Re: ATTENTION

[potatohead.livejournal.com]

haha i went too!

re

[alienhand.livejournal.com]

She enjoys birding.