"But if your pork chops do glow, it is best to throw them away."

[substitute]

IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW THAT THE MICROORGANISM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GLOW IS NOT KNOWN TO CAUSE FOOD POISONING!

I miss those days of childhood when I'd stay up late reading in bed by porklight...

Thanks to the Aardvark.

Comments

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

that's creepy.

and it made me think of glow worms, which is what i used to stay up late reading by the light of... they were also creepy, but not as much.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Just hang a pork chop over Dasan's bed and tell him it's a night light!

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Pork -- the other luminous meat.

prok

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

TURN ON YOUR PORKLIGHT!

LET IT SHINE WHEREVER YOU GOOOOOOO!

LET IT MAKE A HAPPY GLOOOOOW!

FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEEEEEEEE!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

I remember the days clambering through the salt mines, nothing but our pork helmets to light our way...

[serpina.livejournal.com]

oh my GOD.