It's a TOOL for corporate TEAM BUILDING in HELL

[substitute]

http://www.conferencebike.com/

Hey look everyone, it's a big bike that holds seven upper-middle-class white collar workers in Office Casual clothing! It's perfect for those painful rituals in which people are forced to be jolly and play along until their spirits are broken and they'll say anything to be cut loose for a box lunch!

It's so great working here at PleaseShootMeInTheFaceCO!

Found serendipitously on old memepool entry. "Thanks", nrrd.

Comments

Super pizza cut crust with every slice!

[piratepirate.livejournal.com]

Lay off. Some guy with good intentions invented that monstrosity and, now that it exists, someone has to do something with it. I would personally reroute some of those chains to maybe power a small pizza warmer. Then it could be "Pizzateamhotbike (Go!Go!Go!)". I'd only buy the most enthusiastic of imported Asian work-slaves (the big apple is full'a them), put them in brightly-coloured lycra outfits, and buy one-time copyright on Godzilla for the ass-kicking psychedelic J-pop commercial.

Re: Super pizza cut crust with every slice!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

You, sir, are a purely evil genius. I commend you, and look forward to serving your Thousand Year Reign of Madness!

Re: Super pizza cut crust with every slice!

[piratepirate.livejournal.com]

It's MY Thousand Year Reign of Madness!

Don't know about you, but

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

I, for one, welcome our new piratepirate overlord...

Re: Don't know about you, but

[piratepirate.livejournal.com]

::dramatic piratepose::

Re: Super pizza cut crust with every slice!

[changeng.livejournal.com]

perhaps a pizza party to celebrate the bloody coup?

Bow to my crust!

[piratepirate.livejournal.com]

The coup is glorious. All hail Japanesepirateking pizza invasion!

Re: Bow to my crust!

[namja.livejournal.com]

can i get a postion of power in this empire since it was _I_ who took you to school at hte all you can eat Cici's buffet?

Complete with heroic action side-plot

[piratepirate.livejournal.com]

All hail Magicmask! His samuraistomach destroys evil! Quote him!

"I would rather stand up and die, than bow down to your soggy noodles!"