Lay off. Some guy with good intentions invented that monstrosity and, now that it exists, someone has to do something with it. I would personally reroute some of those chains to maybe power a small pizza warmer. Then it could be "Pizzateamhotbike (Go!Go!Go!)". I'd only buy the most enthusiastic of imported Asian work-slaves (the big apple is full'a them), put them in brightly-coloured lycra outfits, and buy one-time copyright on Godzilla for the ass-kicking psychedelic J-pop commercial.
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Super pizza cut crust with every slice!
Date: 2005-11-13 11:17 am (UTC)