From wildwood to hollywood

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I hear the movie isn't bad. I like Johnny Cash, and the Carter family. I don't personally wish ill upon Joaquin Phoenix or Reese Witherspoon; they may be very nice people.

But I think I have to issue a fatwa that it is against the will of God for Mr. Phoenix to sing Johnny Cash and Ms. Witherspoon to sing as June Carter on the soundtrack.

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Unable to act his way out of a paper bag,

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Joaquin Phoenix Poops his Pants!