From wildwood to hollywood

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I hear the movie isn't bad. I like Johnny Cash, and the Carter family. I don't personally wish ill upon Joaquin Phoenix or Reese Witherspoon; they may be very nice people.

But I think I have to issue a fatwa that it is against the will of God for Mr. Phoenix to sing Johnny Cash and Ms. Witherspoon to sing as June Carter on the soundtrack.

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Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

[vanmojo.livejournal.com]

You are correct, as much as I might like both Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon, having them sing in place of Johnny Cash and June Carter is a crime against Nature and Nature's God.

The fact that there is a movie producer who was apparently not blue-bolted into a pair smoldering wing-tips for even proposing this travesty augers for dire theological implications.

mojo sends