Surefire retirement plan.

[substitute]

Find the person who's got the idea for the next generation technology that will make tattoo removal quicker, cheaper, and less painful.

Invest in this person's business or patent as much as possible.

Wait ten years.

Retire and slurp umbrella drinks on the beach in Tahiti.

If I find the right technology there is no possible way this strategy can fail.

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[hotelsamurai.livejournal.com]

If I find the right technology there is no possible way this strategy can fail.

No joke.

Find the person who's got the idea for the next generation technology that will make tattoo removal quicker, cheaper, and less painful.

How tough can that be, to get the idea for the technology?
How does tattoo removal work right now?

[odradak.livejournal.com]

[hotelsamurai.livejournal.com]

ha ha!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

How does tattoo removal work right now?

Repeated, expensive, painful laser proceedure.

[kniwt.livejournal.com]

But then the graying gangbangas wouldn't have any other way of recognizing each other in 2054 at Del Webb's Compton City™.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Those people will all be dead of meth in 10 years. My target audience is the suburban trend victims who got transgressive tattoos not covered by office clothing and who will have gone back to law school and can't get that job at Hamowitcz, Jamowitz, Spamowitz, and O'Blorty with "SUM 41" in blackletter type on their necks.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

My FUCK YOU AND YOUR FIXED BLOCK SIGNALLING SYSTEM forehead tattoo is not working out. Please send help.

[the-angelmoroni.livejournal.com]

NO WAY,

Im counting on the people with swallow tattoos on their necks to get me a better job. Every time i see one of those newport assbags i think, sweet, he has more money than me, but he'll never get my job.

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

but he may get you a great mortgage rate!

[the-angelmoroni.livejournal.com]

are we on for thursday night at my place, movie-o-rama? the wife said something liek that.

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

the devils rejects I believe.

[the-angelmoroni.livejournal.com]

sweet, its on, donkey kong

[changeng.livejournal.com]

The money you'll make from lower back tatoo removal ALONE would pay for that high-tech Batcave you secretly crave.

2012 - to coincide with the Mayan calendar ending, Colgate unveils "Human White-out!"

[feisty-robot.livejournal.com]

But if we remove all the lower-back tattoos, who will star in our porn movies? Won't somone please think of the children?!?