So now you're back from outer space.

[substitute]

I get a lot of my links from the Exploding Aardvark, and so should you.

1. Worse-than-hummer dude-ranch asshole truck now has big TV in it for watching porn! I hope I happen to have a L.A.W. rocket handy if I see one of these on the road.
   
   
2. CURSE OF THE ICEMAN! AIIIIIGH!
   
   
3. It's the 400th anniversary of the English War on Terror, on which day we celebrate a famously unsuccessful Catholic terrorist!
   
   
4. Our new embassy in Ottawa is messing with people's garage doors. I'm an amateur radio dork, and I run into stuff like this all the time. The 440MHz band is primarily reserved for the military here and we have secondary use. So every time the President arrives in town 440 is unusable due to noise. And when it goes bad like that and there's nothing in the news, we think "Hmm..."
   
   
5. You are going to die anyway, so why not in Cambodia?
   
   
6. Mr. Lopez was, indeed, being uncooperative. This stuff works better in movies.
   
   
7. Oops! Looks like Sideshow Bob escaped.

Comments

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Howzabout fixin' that Cambodia link?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Works for me! What do you get?

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

It's the same as the garage door jamming URL.

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Yup. Ottawa.

ottawa != phnomh penh

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Fixed, thanks. Doh. People on ludes should not type.

Re: ottawa != phnomh penh

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

NewsTrack
Mystery signal jams Cambodia link
OTTAWA, Nov. 4 (UPI) -- A mysterious and powerful radio signal is interfering with links on a LiveJournal page, rendering readers unable to view the corresponding link.

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

The hummer article brought up the word "ostentatious", which led me to an m-w.com search that led me to my new favorite word "vainglorious".

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

You tend to get the 440 flood, random garage door openings when Aircraft Carriers come close too.