The part of "psychotic First Lady" is to be played by Piper Laurie

[substitute]

Possible explanations for this photo include:

1. David Icke is right. Both the English Royal Family and the U.S. leadership are actually evil space lizards, or "reptoids". In this shot Laura Bush has just seen Icke across the room and is uncontrollably morphing into her true reptilian self.
   
   
2. Prince Charles, on a desperate Bond-like mission to save the world from the Bush administration, has his Walther PPK in the small of the First Lady's back as he tries to force the President to resign. This is a doomed effort because the President doesn't give a shit about his wife or anyone else.
   
   
3. It has now been proven that if you give Camilla Parker-Bowles an injection of curare directly into her spine she turns into Laura Bush.
   
   
4. Condi Rice is across the room and she and the First Lady are having an "evil face" contest.
   
   
5. Cocaine.
   
   
6. As Mrs. Bush explains to Charles that they'll be snacking on babies later with Karl Rove, he desperately tries to catch the eye of his assistant to get him the fuck out of there to somewhere he can drink this whole fucking visit out of his head.

Add yours as you please!

Comments

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

number four. i can't wait to see the reverse shot.

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

I'm going to concur with you on #1. And yes, I have seen David Icke speak. It was thoroughly entertaining. People like to dump on Icke, but there's no one else like him. That could be a good thing, of course.

As for Piper Laurie: it's about time she got a role, even if it's to play the shape-changing, sadistic Marie Anoinette wannabee.

memeographics

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

By the way, in my sphere, we call what you've done, "Dropping the Reptile Chunk." Just so you know.

chuckle

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

Where's Prince Charles's hand, eh?! EH?!

Re: chuckle

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Moreso - where is Laura's left hand?

Perhaps she just found out that some world leaders do indeed have a dick!

Re: chuckle

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

he is winding the key in her back, but is hoping nobody will hear the "click click click" noise.

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

MR. DEMILLE, I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP!

What is it about the English and their rumply faces that even their royalty look like second-tier beerhall comedians?

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

God that's creepy.

As far as I'm concerned, any explanation involving David Icke has the advantage.

[antiwesley.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, it looks like Charlie's trying to do a bad ventriloquist routine...

She does look like she is a puppet, and Charlie is gritting his teeth ala a ventriloquist...

"Hello, mates! I'm Laura Bush! PHWOAAAAAR! I said Bush!"

"Now Laura, we shouldn't talk like that in front of the press..."

"Ah, stuff it big ears."

etc..

[kitchen-life.livejournal.com]

hilarious stuff.