Tupac is still upper-class

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1. Got a stalker? Carry a stealth pepper spray cellphone!
   
   
2. Here's another reason to be terrified of birds: you can get eye cancer from them. Not that psittacosis was a fun disease to start with, but this is really icky.
   
   
3. William & Mary College has posted a delightfully contorted letter defining their reasons for keeping their team nickname "Tribe". As Veronica Geng once said, I love the sound of anxiety being rationalized. (via Bobby Isosceles). Personally I'd settle for a ban on "tribal tattoos" and a good caning for anyone who uses the word as a noun, as in "the dude had a tribal on his arm". What the fuck is a "tribal"? Which tribe? Cherokee? The Jews? BOO-Yaa?
   
   
4. Not only do I dislike the principles behind the Amy Foundation Writing Awards, I really really really wish they wouldn't use "disciple" as a verb.
   
   
5. I don't much care to hear that our nuclear bombers are getting an "unsatisfactory" on their report cards.
   
   
6. Wow, I can date a WHAT? (Thanks, exploding aardvark!)
   
   
7. So, we, like, dumped a bunch of chemical weapons? In the ocean? Until 1972 or so? And they're totally, like coming up on shore now? (Thanks again, vark!)
   
   
8. Local alert: does anyone else know this Italian market/deli in Tustin? I just read a good review of it on the interweb and I like me some Italian sandwich.

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[amorpoeta.livejournal.com]

I loooooooove Claros Italian Market. They have a couple on my side of town. Their meatball sandwich on their fresh baked bread is to die for and their selection of imported cheese is sinful. Mmmm, fresh buffalo mozarellaaaaaaaa.