Elvis Mitchell cannot write and must be burned

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In his frothing and incomprehensible review of the Matrix, he utters this immortal sentence:

[Agent Jones is] again played by the capable Hugo Weaving, who brings an exultant beatitude to laminated malignancy.

Where do you go these days to get your malignancy laminated? Sheesh.

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Not to nit-pick, but Hugo Weaving represents the over-rated egomaniac AGENT SMITH, who invents a technique to clone himself in the Matrix, in a ploy to take work from hard-working constructs like myself.

Rest assured, Agent Brown and I have already complained to our union representative.