Elvis Mitchell cannot write and must be burned

[substitute]

In his frothing and incomprehensible review of the Matrix, he utters this immortal sentence:

[Agent Jones is] again played by the capable Hugo Weaving, who brings an exultant beatitude to laminated malignancy.

Where do you go these days to get your malignancy laminated? Sheesh.

Comments

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

Where do you go these days to get your malignancy laminated?

Eh, I got mine SANFORIZED. Lasts longer.

Re: current-scented voice: Either Mitchell was given a scratch-and-sniff card, or SamuEL has amazing breath control.