mp3 du jour: Yo Butt Ain't Made for That

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This is being passed around a lot. This preacher starts in against today's independent women and then completely loses his shit. I won't spoil it further.

Yo Butt Ain't Made For That! (750K .mp3)

Comments

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Best enjoyed when you picture Eddie Murphy's sweating evangelist from Coming to America.

Sweating, always sweating

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

I prefer to imagine him as Slick Rick and/or Beetlejuice.

Re: Sweating, always sweating

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

The "Membranes & Blood Vessels" soliloquy is something Beetle would say. The rest is all Slick.

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

WHOA, just because no girl wants to date your kid because he has such a scary-ass dad doesn't mean they're all lesbians.

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

"You need a screw and a nut!"

*tears rolling down face, ribs aching*

...I think we've found the "nut."

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

IT AIN'T NATURAH...!!!

A.

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I'm dying laughing... tears.streaming.down.my.face!

How did he make the jump from working women to lesbians to anal sex anyway?

"...all the girls are gay and the two that are straight are ugly!"

Christian values, all the way.

Thanks

[33mhz.livejournal.com]

I wonder how those two girls got left out. Maybe they did really poorly at try-outs.

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

And a whole class with lesbian teenagers? I so grew up in the wrong era! ;-)

that's why yo' butt is bleedin'

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

I'm glad he knows his anatomy:

"You got blood vessels and membranes in your behind!"

Also, can I park here for a minute?

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

fambilies!

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

Dance remix in 10... 9... 8...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

w/Ballmer!

[trinx.livejournal.com]

it's 3 am.

i clicked. it blared. it woke up my roommate.

i can't imagine what her dreams are going to be like tonight.

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

This is a joke right? If this is truly the great social injustice - that some kid can't get a date to the prom - then I'd say that the need for a civil rights office or any similar activism is over.

[cataptromancer.livejournal.com]

Wow. It's amazing how homophobic rhetoric is so consistent.

Compare with an excerpt from Alain of Lille, written in the 12th century -- the same images of improper pairings of tools, of work and destruction:

"Man is made woman, he blackens the honor of his sex, the craft of magic Venus makes him of double gender. He is both predicate and subject, he becomes likewise of two declensions, he pushes the laws of grammar too far. He, though made by Nature's skill, barbarously denies that he is a man. Art does not please him, but rather artifice; even that artificiality cannot be called metaphor; rather it sinks into viciousness. He is too fond of logic, with whom a simple conversion causes the rights of Nature to perish. He strikes on an anvil which emits no sparks. The very hammer deforms its own anvil. The spirit of the womb imprints no seal on matter, but rather the plowshare plows along a sterile beach. "

-http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/source/alain-sel.html

Oh, AND a nut!! thats what ive been doing wrong!

[lil-om.livejournal.com]

that was absolutely precious! ha haaa,
if only church talked about lesbians with stap-ons when i was a kid!