Why I do not live in the country

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torgo_x calls my attention to THE DEVIL'S OWN TELEVISION NETWORK, which has such programs as:

Jasper the Mule ("The best thing I can do for mules and donkeys is to introduce them to children in a positive way.")

Classic Tractor Fever ("When the tractor owner pointed out the unique charac- teristics of the engine, the red eye of the camera focused on the engine. If the tractor featured steel lugs rather than rubber tires, the video focused on the lugs. And so on.")

And of course Polka America with Jimmy Sturr: