phony beatlemania has bitten the dust

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1. Of course every public figure or institution must now have a blog. Yes, even him. No. NO!
   
   
2. They're getting closer to understanding metabolic syndrome which is good for people like me, who have it.
   
   
3. Momus has a pretty good attack on "fashion Goth". Then again, you could probably write that pretty good attack on any trendy horseshit, eh?
   
   
4. The candy marketers have a new! exciting! paradigm! and it is: really big M&Ms.
   
   
5. A hearty "fuck you" to the nerds developing these sonic torture devices for controlling crowds.
   
   
6. Polecats hate freedom. NEVAR FORGET the enemy we all face together.
   
   
7. The Oracle corporation and their million-dollar heavyweight corporate database would like to say this to you: TOAD.