Dear Portland Emigrés

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vegemitelover just revealed to me that he's becoming accustomed to breastfeeding in public.

I am nonplussed. I had no idea he was even pregnant, much less that there was a child. As supportive as I am of breastfeeding in the early years, it's hard to see how he could get enough milk from himself to get any benefit. Has he read up on this? I wonder if he may be trying to fake it with a hidden bottle of some kind. I don't want to pry, or to appear too critical of alternative lifestyles, but one has to consider the health of the infant, here.

There's also some business about him doing this with bearded ladies at a computer fair. Is a circus involved? I really don't understand Portland life.

Hugs,

Conrad