And I'm not saying it either!

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http://www.theonion.com/onion3912/i_should_not_be.html

I must not think bad thoughts

The facts we hate; we'll never meet
walking down the road.
Everybody yelling "HURRY UP! HURRY UP!"
But I'm waiting for you, I must go slow.
I must not think bad thoughts.
When is this world coming to?
Both sides are right, but both sides murder.
I give Why can't they?

I MUST NOT THINK BAD THOUGHTS...

I'm a no good coward and an American too
A north american that is, not a south or central or native american

...my planes, my guns, my money, my soldiers
my blood on my hands, IT'S ALL MY FAULT
I MUST NOT THINK BAD THOUGHTS

--X, "More fun in the New World"